Space Adventure Seeker Gifts

"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

"Breaking news!" "The Hubble Telescope has just detected a rogue planet the size of Venus, plummeting through the asteroid belt. Its gravity is pulling Ceres and several dozen mountain-sized asteroids along with it." "NASA believes their combined gravity will be enough to pull Mars and the Moon along with them as they scream past Earth and plummet into the sun." "There will only be one place on Earth that won't be utterly devastated by gravimetric forces." "Find out where that is later in this b

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

'I found the black box.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Boptimism

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Save Our Universe

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Rocket and Witch Race

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Elevator Music

Mars Poppins

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Christmas TV...

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.