Dreamer Of Distant Skies T-Shirts

War games.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Learner Driver

Newborn Cosmonaut

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

L.A. Transfer

'Where did you leave the ship?'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Buffering

"Relax. They come in pieces."