Dreamer Of Distant Skies Pillows

War games.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Newborn Cosmonaut

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Learner Driver

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

First Contact

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.