Dreamer Of Skies Pillows

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The Bookworm

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Newborn Cosmonaut

Learner Driver

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

First Contact

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

L.A. Transfer

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Where did you leave the ship?'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

Buffering

"Relax. They come in pieces."

"They also mocked Galileo..."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

"I got cut off by a red sports car!"

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."

Preserving space heritage.

Moon Romance

"B*****d!"