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Virtual reality

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

The Bookworm

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Emergency Phone.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Get a rockpool!

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

desert isle shopping trolley...

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Get me the coast.'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"Beware of dog"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

"How great, Thou ART!"