Dreamer Of Far-off Places T-Shirts

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The Bookworm

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Gulliver's other travels.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Learner Driver

First Contact

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The London Olympic bid

Skiing at Sea

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Airplane Fish

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

The Great Rainbow of China

The Fall from Pisa

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'