Dreamer Of Far-off Places T-Shirts

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

The Bookworm

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Gulliver's other travels.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Learner Driver

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

The Fall from Pisa

First Contact

The Great Rainbow of China

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Skiing at Sea

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Airplane Fish

The London Olympic bid

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'