Wishing Upon A Star Gifts

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

What else is there to wish for?

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Inkwell Genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I'm a star!'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You are here"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Hollywood or bust!

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

Nostradamus.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'