Three Wishes Dreamer T-Shirts

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Awkward First Dates

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"