Three Wishes Dreamer Gifts

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Sinking with your heart

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Awkward First Dates

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"