Illusionist's Assistant Mugs

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Juggler and Illusionist

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Toenail clipping missile.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

Propping up a profits chart.