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Camouflage Paint.

"Extreme miming"

Football Chameleon

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Clandestine cows.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Closet.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

Ducks crossing.

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

"I'm in the air force!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Moose-stache

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Turkey in disguise.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

Grauchos

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Finishing Line

Spray on Camouflage

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'My Halloween disguise is 'Banker.' Instead of candy, I'd like a big bailout.'