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Camouflage Paint.

"Extreme miming"

Football Chameleon

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Clandestine cows.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

Closet.

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Ducks crossing.

"I'm in the air force!"

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Hunter chases rabbits that pose as slippers.

Moose-stache

Looks like he's having the dream where he can fly again.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Turkey in disguise.

Grauchos

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Finishing Line

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'My Halloween disguise is 'Banker.' Instead of candy, I'd like a big bailout.'