Purr-fect Pet Parent Gifts

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'Darling. Is that the sound of Bobby on his new scratch post, I can hear?'

"Chill out, woman, it's only a hairball."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Examination.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'We really should get him chipped.'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

Toddler sharing dog food

My dogs an obedience school honor student

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'