Paw-sitive Pet Parent Gifts

"Let's get the ball."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

A child and his dog

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Balding dog

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

Bad Dog

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

Toddler sharing dog food

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

A man and his dog

"The first eight times it was curiosity. The last time I was run over."

'Does 'Meow' really stand for the 'Moral Equivalent Of War?''

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."

Bad girl.

'A bone? Nah, he's burried the rival gang's dog.'