Paw-tastic Parent Pillows

"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

The Karate Kitten.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Doggy-3D

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"You stop it, now!"

Fetching some bread

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'Good book?'

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"You're spoiling that dog!"