Feathered Friend Pamperer Gifts

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Parrot

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Canada Goose