Furry Friend Pamperer Prints

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Well, I'll tell you about ear trims...

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Bathing the dog

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'