Furball Fanfare Mugs

Click bait for cats

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Fido and Fifi

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Menage a Paws.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

What if cats talked dirty...

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

Long-range planning

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

"If pressured, I will run!"

Cat about to get an injection from a vet.

"Thanks. I feel much better now."