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"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Bone appetit!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

The late bird orders a take away.

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Let's get the ball."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"Leave the bowl."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

The Doggie Psychic

'Cannibal.'

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

Ab Fab

Dietary options for your dog.

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

Cat and dog shop for their favourite foods.