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"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"Leave the bowl."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

"Let's get the ball."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

The Doggie Psychic

'Cannibal.'

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

The food is just scooped into my dish...no thought to food presentation.

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Dog Chopsticks

Dietary options for your dog.

Lost dog...responds to an electric can opener.

Cat and dog shop for their favourite foods.

"Liverwurst?! Okay, let's try it again, speaking slowly this time. 'Fois. . . gras'."