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The Doggie Psychic

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'Bone appetit!'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

The late bird orders a take away.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

"Let's get the ball."

"Leave the bowl."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

"It's a new cereal for dogs."

Ab Fab

Dietary options for your dog.