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The Doggie Psychic

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You keep impeccable time."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Bone appetit!'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

I got a dish, but it only picks up the Food Channel.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

The late bird orders a take away.

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

"Leave the bowl."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"Let's get the ball."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

Ab Fab

"It's a new cereal for dogs."