Culinary Cat Servant Gifts

"Cat Yummies again?"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'138 Days without an accident!'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

Don't forget to feed the python...

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'