Culinary Cat Servant T-Shirts

"Cat Yummies again?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'138 Days without an accident!'

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"And this will protect him from distemper."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Don't forget to feed the python...

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

Cat looking up fish recipes.