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"You're my everything." "You're my world." "You're my can opener."

Cat breeders' association entrance

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Pyramid catflap...

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

The Cat Spa

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

Who Let the Dawg In?