Cat Servant Pillows

"You're my everything." "You're my world." "You're my can opener."

Cat breeders' association entrance

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The Cat Spa

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Pyramid catflap...

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"