Cat Nanny Pillows

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

The Baby Walker

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'The child is very illogical'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I'm bored."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'