Creative Canine Gifts

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Children's imagination

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"You're amazing!"

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Sit!'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"No, Jimmy, you're still not getting it!"

Meet the Artist.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

Artistic Licence.

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

He was notoriously quick on the draw

Scrap-Booking

When Dachshunds dream.

Training the dog to use a litter box.

"He shows great artistic pretension."

Tis the Season to be jolly!

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

Mouse painting a cat picture with his tail.

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'