Canine Crafters Gifts

Scrap-Booking

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"You're amazing!"

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Meet the Artist.

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

You've got polaroids.

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

Dog House Hunters

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Vegetarian hotdog

Punk and Dog.

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"I don't care how badly you need to go out. You're not leaving the house dressed like that!