Animal Crafters Gifts

You've got polaroids.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"You're amazing!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Mother Nature and Father Nature work on design concepts.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"They can have it - the rest of town is our leash-free space."

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

Scrap-Booking

'Animal magic.'

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'I think it would be best if I took you one at a time.'

The Easter Bunny painting a polar bear

Ant Cut-out

Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.

Wordilly Durdillies - Man 'sheepish' in sheep outfit

Taxidermist Pugilist.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

And, hey presto! We have a bookmark!

'Mr.Slaughter! What a pleasant surprise to find we're both hogs!'

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."