Crafty Critter Lover Gifts

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You're amazing!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Gee, thanks

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

How Snails Are Born

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Hurray! Ants!'

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

The Easter Bunny painting a polar bear

Ant Cut-out

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"The usual, please, Ken."

Mensa Application Form.

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

Not my business...