Crafty Critter Lover T-Shirts

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"You're amazing!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

How Snails Are Born

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Gee, thanks

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"The meaning of "crazy"? Well, it means "kind and caring" of course, like in the expression "crazy cat lady"..."

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

Ant Cut-out

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"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

Sugar Daddy Long Legs

Not my business...

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.