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"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're amazing!"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

How Snails Are Born

Smart Asp

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

'Hurray! Ants!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

"The usual, please, Ken."

Ant Cut-out

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

'If we're reindeer, why are we always in the snow?'

Not my business...

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

"Finally out of the hamster wheel I can get some knitting done."