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"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"You're amazing!"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

Meet the Artist.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

You've got polaroids.

Dog House Hunters

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Punk and Dog.

Vegetarian hotdog

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"I don't care how badly you need to go out. You're not leaving the house dressed like that!