Creative Pet Owners Gifts

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Artists Cats

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're amazing!"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Art Pets

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

'I have a good feeling about Mistress' new boyfriend: He's a Council Dog-Catcher!'

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

Cat scratches arcmchair but sees that other cat has done sophisticated graffiti.

'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'

A man and his dog

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

Dog Magic Tricks

"I thought I knew shame and then they change the definition."

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

Inflatable Love Leg

50 Shades of Grey Crayon Set for Dogs

"Oh, yes, Cathy, this imprisonment is far superior to my home incarceration as it brings me closer to that which I'll never touch or smell, all with the added perk of indelible humiliation."

"I don't intend to be a drover's dog all my life."

"We bought her to replace little Henry's spleen, but then we just sort of fell in love with her."

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'