Fantastical Pet Owner Pillows

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Next!'

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Pet Owners' Date Night

'Good book?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

When Pugs dream.

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Fido phones

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Cat Show - Sheds Most