Angelic Pet Owner Pillows

'I know you have been very good. But all that entitles you to is a 'walk'.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

Vegetarian Heaven

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Dog Heaven

Telepekingesis.

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

Hay-loes

"You're my precious little boo!"

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

"Relax, boy. That’s just God."

"I was a very good boy!"

"Your cats are fine."

Dog Magic Tricks

Dog heaven

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

"To me, the biggest surprise was having to keep our shots up to date."

Dog heaven - Where angels fear to tread.

"A misdemeanour? I can't remember her!"

'Hi, Mrs. Moore! It's Dr. Hammerhorn! I just thought I'd call to see if Tippy's got hiccups again like he had yesterday at this hour!"

Monk walking dog.