Spiritual Pet Owner Gifts

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"That's the preacher's dog."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Old cat with its own stair lift

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

'And here's something for the dog.'

"Not bad, but I said, 'Stay'."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

How's your animal? Do you mean my wolverine, or my inner animal?

"I happen."

"One day, this will all be yours."

Telepekingesis.

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'I know you have been very good. But all that entitles you to is a 'walk'.'

"You're my precious little boo!"

Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

"Noah, we forgot the kitty litter."

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

"I was a very good boy!"

'God Bless What Iguana?'

Dog heaven

'Hi, Mrs. Moore! It's Dr. Hammerhorn! I just thought I'd call to see if Tippy's got hiccups again like he had yesterday at this hour!"

Monk walking dog.