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"What's he doing here?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

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"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

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'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

'The red pphone is my hotline to Alan Greenspan.'

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"Darling we need to talk about our future."

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

Smoking in the Paradise.

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.