Angel Mystique Lover Pillows

"What's he doing here?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Amateur Palmist

For services to Tourism. . .

When I said I wanted a second opinion on my prognosis, this isn't exactly what I meant.

Prince in the Afterlife

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Meaning Of Life $5.00

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Hey you!. . . Get off of my cloud!"

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'Turns out it was starve a cold, feed a fever.'

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

"Crap."

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

Two angels walking their clouds.

Smoking in the Paradise.

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'That's not a food.. it's a laxative.'

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"Darling we need to talk about our future."

'The red pphone is my hotline to Alan Greenspan.'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.