Angelic Tales Fan Pillows

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

A street fight.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Smashed harp...

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Let George Do It!

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."

Devil Flushes on Angels

"It's a selfie!"

'Faked his own death.'

'See you in court.'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

'Little John, you idiot! You've just laddered my best tights!'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

The Secret Garden

'Uh-oh, here comes my wife. Just act natural.'

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

Sword

"Damn—we just missed him."

"And as always, two-hundred no shows."