Angelic Stories Fan Gifts

Devil Flushes on Angels

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Take Out

Heaven Has VIP

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Faked his own death.'

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

Inventive Uses of Halo

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo