Biblical Storytelling Buff Pillows

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Caption Contest TK

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Snake in the grass...

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.