Biblical Storytelling Lover Pillows

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Little Known Moments In History

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Regifts of the Magi

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Adam and Eve Arrested

So … how did you two meet?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'