Biblical Story Buff Pillows

'He heard a voice saying: 'If you build it they will come'. '

On the Seventh Day

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

'You'll have to go back. I forgot to bring in the washing.'

Moses is reminded why they're called the 'Children' of Israel...

'See you in court.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"I figure we can use the gold to buy baby-wipes and re-gift the Frankincense and myrrh."

"It's your mother. It's the only way I could get a hold of you. You never answer your phone."

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"I know we're sinking, but the government demanded the animals go 3 x 3..."

'Damned woodpeckers!'

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

"OK, you have a deal young lady. Eat the apple, and I will give you a lifetime supply of chocolate!"

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

Four Horsemen of the Acropolis

"If it's going to rain 40 days and 40 nights, I'm going to sell flood insurance."

Garden of Even

Adam and Eve

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'The boss and I get along like brothers' 'Cain and Abel!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"OK, Adam, we'll hear version, right after this commercial break..."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

"You remember us....from your garden."

Goliath's Toe Truck

'By the Grace of God...Look a sign!'