Biblical Tales Buff Pillows

Noah's Ark - Two hedgehogs get squashed by larger animals whilst leaving the ark.

'There are times, Noah, when I feel I don't know you at all.'

'We'll wait for the next one.'

'James, Simon, wake up... ...the Master is sleep-healing again.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look man, no wings!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

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Bible Bloopers

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Snake in the grass...

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Even More Disciples'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

Danger: Falling animals