Bible Buffs Gifts

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU! 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'Are we there yet?'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

'Honey, have you seen my fig leaves?'

Wilderness GPS

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

And on this day, God created children.

'No need for a decision, King Soloman, we can do a DNA test.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Suddenly...something seemed to be funny.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

TSA Noah

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Bible Bloopers

Caption Contest TK

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"