Religious Community Followers Pillows

"Don't even think about going over my head Brother James."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Drive-thru Church

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"Let's start a small group."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Sports Day at the Monastery

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"And a source said let there be light."

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

"J is the reason for the season."

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

A blessing in disguise.

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

Creation: The True Story

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'