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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How's my sermon. . .

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Bunny Hop Hug

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Cheesus

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

"Happy National Pride Month."

'And God created man in his own image.'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'