Lovers Of Make-believe Gifts

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Toadstools

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

A boy acting suspiciously

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"He was a sea rescue."

The Pink Bantha

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Telekinetics on strike...

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Child doing the washing up

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.