Make-believe Gifts

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

A boy acting suspiciously

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Chaironaut

"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."

Child doing the washing up

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Girl trying to be a woman

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Children playing in the street

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Pirate

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Dog Dreams

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

Farmer Doll!