Comedic Myth-buster Gifts

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."