Myth Buster T-Shirts

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

What Lemmings Believe

"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'

"What if this whole jumping off the cliff thing is nothing but a myth?"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Once they stop believing that it's flat, I'll make it round.'

"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."

'Come back, you fools! That's just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

Boolean configuration with 'fact' in the center, with intersecting circles labeled 'fantasy,' 'urban legend,' and 'hype'.

'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'

'It's a side gig.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Just between you and me, do you really cause warts?'

"We see this on occasion. People become self-actualized and empowered and they spontaneously combust."

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

'Is it true what they say'

Entrance Exam for the Mildred School of Medicine

"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."

'He wants to know what we're up to, so he cans tart demythologizing it.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"Golf Myth #307 - Golf Heaven."

'I guess reproduction techniques have changed since the stork brought us.'

'The advantage of a bomb sniffing cat? If he sets one off, he still has at least 8 more assignments in him.'

"You don't look like the sort of person to get diabetes..."

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'I need to buy nine life insurance policies.'

"Careful - it might be fake news."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

'I've just had a sex education class, so what was all that 'cabbage patch' rubbish you've been feeding me?!'